CARD #19UNCOMMON

UNCOMMON
Bowling Alley Brad
Flow 78 · Strike 91 · Shoe Spray 73
He rolls with destiny and smells faintly like rented greatness.
The Poem
Bowling Alley Brad approaches the lane,
With rental-shoe courage and nacho-cheese pain.
His mullet swings back as the pins meet their fate,
A strike in the heart, though the haircut was late.