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Turbo Dale trading card
LEGENDARY

Turbo Dale

Flow 95 · Speed 93 · Mustache 90

A burnout prophet with sacred curls escaping under a mesh-back crown.

The Poem

Turbo Dale laughs when the stoplight turns red, With a mesh-back crown on his high-octane head. The front says employed, the rear says ignite, A speed-limit sonnet in neon tonight.

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